September 2010
genuinely heart broken that i found out today that...
so eh our country was in paper today worlwide
our government fucked up so we have to pay like 15 billion back in taxes over the next 20 years. thats grand like its not like i wanted to have a future or anything ~
so i checked me house on street view
and omg theres this pure dodgy looking chap just walking out of it
but im asuming its a pizza delivery guy
MY LIFE
HOW DID GOOGLE KNOW
HOW DID THEY KNOW.
hate me if you want but im gonna chat
motchell:
kingsofthenewroad:
girls you all go on about how you hate it when lads think that a super slim beautiful girl is gorgeous and you all say that it makes girls think there ugly if they dont look like that but dont you think when you all post pictures of guys with 6 packs and say oh hes perfect and all that shit that it creates an image for the lads to live up to ?
this is so...
hands are full
use nose to turn off light switch
PLAN
find razor
shave sides
b4 ma comes home
heoheohe0
when people compare everything to skins.
what i think when im watching someone use the...
peppermintuniverse:
dearkilljoys:
what are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer
oh my god you type so slow
let me type
no you spelled it wrong
you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
don’t you even know your own password?
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
SCROLL DOWN
i wish i were dead
HURRY UP
……….
get the fuck out of your...
so is this is england finished for good now or...?
FUCK, me hearts going 90 watching this is england.
SO HUNGRY OMG.
OH MY GOD
the chinese place just rang our door
and said did you order
i didnt
but im hungry as fuck
HOW DID THEY KNOW
Night time, sympathize. I've been working on white...
today is the flintstones 50th birthday
the xx give me shivers
…good shivers
